Comments on: Five Reasons that Unicorns are Better than Penguins

By: tetrina

tetrina — Wed, 05 Nov 2008 19:27:33 +0000

peguins are FAKE. they are not REAL. i have never seen a real penguin in my LIFE. who spends their time making up movies about fictional birds. they are not real. thank you. bye.

By: penguin lover

penguin lover — Mon, 08 Sep 2008 08:59:48 +0000

There is one simple reason why penguins are better than unicorns, Penguins are REAL!!!!!
Unicorns cannot fly (Pegasi can fly), as unicorns are mammals, they give birth to live young, with a really under developed horn so as not to cause too much pain, a unicorns horn is not actually used for fighting directly, the horn is a symbol of their magical power and how they can gather the energy to perform their magical feats, unicorns can indeed run faster than anything on earth, and unicorns are indeed magical.

Penguins on the upper hand will always have that one extra thing going for them, REALITY!!!

By: (diffrent) david

(diffrent) david — Thu, 31 Jul 2008 14:33:14 +0000

hahahaha this is too funny! and seroiusly rinjii & heidi… daves just messin around… of coarse they can’t fly, and not magical… thier not real!! (well thats what you non-believers think) lol, but I laughed my ass off reading this!!!

By: Sasquatch

Sasquatch — Sun, 01 Jun 2008 22:09:12 +0000

Let’s talk facts here. Fact: I am a Sasquatch, or Bigfoot if you prefer. Fact: I can confirm that unicorns do fly. I’ve wrestled them before. Every time, I dominate them, and every time, they fly away all hurt and whimpery.

By: Unicorn Believer

Unicorn Believer — Mon, 07 Apr 2008 20:07:21 +0000

THIS IS TOTALLY TRUE! UNICORNS ARE THE BEST ANIMLAS ON THE FACE OF THE EARTH!!!!

By: Monica

Monica — Fri, 29 Feb 2008 15:45:01 +0000

I love unicorns, I wish they did exist.

By: david

david — Thu, 13 Dec 2007 17:19:05 +0000

Thanks for the recommendations Rinjii.

I recognized soon after I wrote this (as something of a playful joke) that unicorns probably don’t fly. I didn’t get around to fixing this error though, maybe I’ll finally do that no that you’ve called me out on it.

And Heidi, if I’m sure of nothing else, it’s that unicorns are indeed magical.

By: Rinjii

Rinjii — Thu, 13 Dec 2007 00:33:59 +0000

Most of those details are wrong btw… but there are plenty of unicorn movies. Like one of my favorits “The Last Unicorn” by peter S. Beagle. Also, the book written by Peter S. Beagle. Totally awesome, i recomend it to anybody. “Legend” is an okay movie, but that is also about unicorns too. But hey, I agree. Nothing recent. But i would check some of those facts out… i’m a little curious where you got the flying one at. You might be confused with a peaguses… they can also sometimes have horns. But yeah. Last unicorn, if your a big unicorn fan check the book and movie out.

By: Heidi Kelso

Heidi Kelso — Tue, 06 Nov 2007 13:12:01 +0000

Unicorns are not Magical!!!!!!!! They are just horses with horns on their head! Just like the white buffalo. Just cause they are different does not mean they are magical.