iPhones, etc.

June 28th, 2007 | In absurd, american society, fiction 

“Hello,” I say to the 21 year old stranger waiting in line.

“Hello,” says the stranger.

“What’s the game?” I ask.

“To make manifest the insane desires of materialism run amuck,” he says.

“You don’t want the phone?” I ask.

“No,” he says, “this is a protest.”

“Oh really?” I ask.

“Indeed,” he says.

“Can I have the phone?” I ask.

“Yes, he says, asking 1000 dollars.

“That’s preposterous,” I say.

“That’s the game,” he says.

“Wasn’t it a protest?” I ask.

“You’re a protest,” says the 21 year old idealist.

3 Responses to “iPhones, etc.”

  • 1 spacemonkey —  Jun 28, 2007 at 2:43 pm

    Was he a stranger or an idealist? And how did you know he was 21 years old and in fact a he?

  • 2 Glendon Mellow —  Jul 5, 2007 at 3:54 am

    Quit twisting my brain, David, hahaha…

  • 3 Frozen Toothpaste | Taking the Week Off —  Oct 29, 2007 at 2:05 pm

    […] iPhones, etc. — Remember when the world was going to end if you didn’t get an iPhone? Neither do I. […]

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