Archive for the ‘Dispatches’ category

Dispatches: The Evolution Party

October 25th, 2007 | In Dispatches, fiction, politics 

Our roving correspondent Steve Finch has finally gotten back to us with another story. He asked us to file this under “Wouldn’t it be scary if…”
Elkhart, Indiana — The rise of the Evolution Party and it’s unconventional platform has left at least a few unsettled and scratching their heads. The leader of the small political party is […]

Dispatches: Coalition Against Animal Racism

September 6th, 2007 | In Dispatches, fiction 

This week, our intrepid reporter Steve Finch brings us news of a rather novel animal rights group. Steve asked that we file this story in the “wouldn’t it be interesting if…” category.
PENSACOLA, FL — The Coalition Against Animal Racism (CAAR, pronounced “care”) held their first public meeting today. The group was formed earlier this year when Donna […]

Celebrity Culture is Pure Subterfuge

August 23rd, 2007 | In Dispatches, american society, fiction 

Our intrepid reporter Steve Finch bring us a story to be filed under “conspiracy theories you only wish were true.”
HOLLYWOOD - It was announced today by a conglomerate of media moguls, industry fat-cats, and corrupt politicians that for the last hundred years they have been developing and refining America’s celebrity culture. From humble beginnings, around […]

Dispatches from the Field: The Lost City

June 16th, 2007 | In Dispatches, absurd, fiction 

Dispatches is our ongoing series from our intrepid traveling reporter Steve Finch. This week, Steve comes face to face with… well, we’ll let him explain.
A large team of historians, geographers, archaeologists, seismologists, cosmologists, astrologers, zoologists, and I believe a cardiologist as well, recently announced a truly startling discovery.
That discovery, made by the team’s […]

Dispatches from the Field: Land Speed Record

June 9th, 2007 | In Dispatches, absurd, fiction 

Dispatches from the Field is our ongoing series of reports from our intrepid traveling reporter Steve Finch. This week, some insight on the most famously reclusive animals on the planet.

In the history of the world, there has only been one land mammal faster than the cheetah. What creature is so incredibly fast and nonchalant that […]